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Top Ten Rules for Buying a Pet Monkey 2009 Version
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Top Ten Rules For Buying Monkeys as Pets.
Revisions are always a must in this ever changing World of Monkey Keeping /Baby Monkey Companionship / life Partnership with Primates.
Monkeys and Famous People have been partying together for hundreds of years.
That’s no new Monkey news. Monkeys in downtown Chicago or Hollywood.
Soo you watch Rob & Big on MTV. The Pro Skate Boarder Rob Dyrdek has a pet Mini Horse and big bodyguard Big Black in the Hollywood Hills and your thinking to your self. Rob Dyrdek has a mini horse in his super fly Condo in Hollywood?
Well then i can certainly keep a Cute little Baby Monkey in my apartment in downtown Dallas Right. www.celebritymonkey.net Says Yes
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2008 there are many ways to get a baby Monkey (or hand raised & well trained ) and its not going to be a Petsmart or Monkeyusa or Monkeydepot.
They wont have good sound baby monkeys. Remember that pet monkeys often become our best friend and companion. Our top ten list is here to tell you a few things.
To do and not to do when your first Pet monkey.
1) No Impulse Buying. don’t buy the first good looking Baby Monkey that Smiles At you.
Remember They Are All Cute .and you look like Angelina joule to then in there sad little cages.
No impulse buying plan this out you will thank us here at www.celebritymonkey.net
later i guarantee it. Even Brad Pitt has Patience
I have read a recommendation that You might ask a close relative what kind of baby Monkey might Best fit your life style.
Do The legs And Tale Work Research what Kind of Monkeys Get You Off Sout Your Life Style And Dreams For The Future. Your Worth it.
Being here is a good smart start.
Don’t be impulsive.
2) SHOP AROUND a lot "My MaMa told me you got to SHOP AROUND" talk to monkey people for soon you will be one of them.( Monkey Breeders Find and meet in person and there monkeys at least five dealers.)
learn there lingo and get accustom to there lifestyles. Try to talk to and meet the breeders.
Check them out then recheck run some back ground checks.
search the web find out everything you can. Monkeys are forever dealer come and go.
Take a deep breath you will need it. Time to learn all about the kind of monkey you have pinpointed to purchase.
You are considering the breeder who you have met
, inspected his/or her facility and have gone over practices and procedures for the transaction of purchase.
Any possible licensing of exotics. Pet stores have a built-in bias to sell their animals.
So they are often not the Absolute Worst places to learn about monkeys.
Books are somewhat better but old no one read books anymore and the books are Written by Fanatics Celebrities who are head over heals in love with that type of Monkey.
Often the negative aspects of a species are glossed over.(like they attacked my drunk grandmother )
Remember that a Baby Monkey can change the structure of
your Rock N Roll Lifestyle. (Iggy pop Has two Monkeys )
(Huge Heffner has ten monkeys) and has to be acceptable to all your Band members.
If you are considering purchasing a Chimpanzee, learn about the special attributes.
Baby Monkeys as Pets differ in their personalities, abilities and needs as people and Celebrities( look for Celebritymoney.net posted guide Titled :Top ten ways to find a good monkey dealer.)
2)Visit Your Local Zoo. alot of really cool people hang out there (monkey people primate folks )
Take a few walk-through trips to your zoo
ferret, guinea pig and rabbit are so eighties Don’t pay too much attention to them Just observe the monkeys ape and chimps look at the zoo good house keeping.
For you will have to build a habitat or house or cage not prison so try to make a mental list of its positive and negative points and how it may apply to your home or Trailer situation.
4) Dose the monkey Match Your Life Style. Do you party? Then the monkey will have to party with you .
If you sleep all day then your cute baby monkey will have to sleep with you. Feel the vide.
5) Plan and build habitat
Monkeys need there own space. (FACEBOOK.COM MYSPACE.COM)
Safe Home Environment for pet monkeys (See pimp my monkey cage article. )
Have the basic in place before you bring the new baby monkey home .
You wont have time after trust me the first month the monkeys need constant attention you will not have time to build with a monkey on your back.
No more standard Monkey Jokes. It go time.
How much free space is there? Is there a back yard? can your brother use a welder . Are you Rich? convert your master bedroom into a large monkey habitat ? Will your neighbors fuckin freak out or how will they feel about this baby monkey in there hood.
If you rent, what will your landlord think about this pet? please dont tell your landlord are you crazy that will never fly .
(But if you do have a good digital camera ready send me the picture of the look on his face so i can post it here for others to look at )
6) Pull the Trigger. Why do you Want A Pet monkey?
Child substitute? This happens everyday in the US .There is nothing wrong with that. Most baby Monkeys are unusually affectionate to one person the master / mother figure.
Your personality traits are very important. Do you want a Monkey that is independent and like Raves, house music
and acid jazz that may requires little Training on Your part or are you looking for an energetic companion with whom you can jog , play Frisbee golf, Farming, Long Walks on the Red Carpet?
Cat people tend to have different traits that other people don’t like. Monkeys and cats are like vodka and coke. Have you ever noticed that with time, pets and their owners tend to resemble each other? Don’t look that a pussy. Consider the advantages of having a monkey and all the good reasons you want a new cute baby Monkey.
Do you want to play with it and caress it? Do you want to teach it tricks (like get the Jagermiester out of the freezer) and interact with it?
Then an intelligent pet like an Ape, chimp or Baby Monkey might is your right choice.
Today Many families purchase a pet Monkey to be their children' companion.
This is an excellent idea. if you want your kids to move out when there eighteen.
However, do not purchase a baby Monkey to instill responsibility in an immature child. Owning a Monkey and being forced to care for it does not instill responsibility in a child.(this is next years biggest reality show ) If you are uncertain about punishment for children see our online guide.
Be prepared to do most of the care yourself. Or hire out the job to illegal immigrant they love this kind of under the table jobs
7) Decide If This Is The Right Time In Your Life To Get A Cute Little Baby Monkey to Raise like your First Born Child
Frankly consider How stable are your human relationships? How good is your health? Are you On Herion? Do you need constant medication to stay awake. then get a monkey as a pet.
8) Decide How will take care of your pet Monkey When you Die.
How long do you expect your Monkey to live? Average Monkey out live the average Celebrity by fifteen years or more.
– Some longer. Tortoises and goldfish have indeterminate life spans that approximate our own short.
Small parrots live 8-14 years keeping bird sucks. larger ones 35-60 years that sucks worse.
Mice, however, are old at two years. Here at www.celebritymonkey.net are trying to shorten this one
9) Decide If You Are Able to Meet This Pet’s Specific Needs
It is a good idea to do some research online or at the library as to how much care your cute baby monkey will need. Try to find some locate owners you can visit with. Do you have enough time to properly feed and clean for it? Many pets get bored if they do not have enough one-on-one contact. This boredom can lead to a host of undesirable behaviors. Like eating there own poppy . this is only the tip of the monkey poopy iceberg
10) Cost
Besides the initial cost of the Baby Ape, you will incur considerable expense in purchasing gifts for the Monkeys Birthday also pimping out a suitable home or cage with bling don’t come cheap. Over time, the cost of a good diet. A trendy Chef to prepare it. Will far exceed whatever you paid for the animal. It may need expensive veterinary care, grooming and pet sitters as well.
At www.celebritymonkey.net we say its worth every thousand.
